Can you use pie filling as anal lube? LMAO!! I know, really weird question. I'm just wondering because in the story I'm writing, two guys are going at it but they realize they don't have any lube (neither of them have done this before) but they have a cherry pie right there on the bedside table. So...is it a go or a no? Thanks! Feel free to mock and giggle. :D |
| I don't think it'd work well. I also don't think it's very sanitary. For lube, you want to use things that are water soluable. |
Who had a worse injury Felix Pie of Kaz Matsui? I presonally hope I never experience a twisted testicle or anal fissures |
| You wonder how they really got those injuries...don't you? |
Question from a straight guy about anal sex.? Okay, I like women but I have always had a fascination with anal sex with girls and NO please don't give me some non sense that I am repressing something gay stuff.I have already thoroughly pondered that and am 100% into women but I have always been very turned on by anal sex with girls.It would probably be easier if I was gay because then it would be simple as pie to get it but it isn't with most girls.In the west alot of time it is based on shame from a religious upbringing but I live in Thailand now and again if I were gay this would be utopia for gay men.This the gayest country on earth it makes San Francisco look like a Christian conservative party.Now for Thai girls it has nothing to do with religion because in Buddhism it is not wrong.It just comes down to an "OUCH!" issue.I have met only 3 times in my life girls that are straight up into it but that is all.
So my questions are; 1.Is it abnormal that I am very turned by anal sex with girls?I love normal sex don't get me wrong,but there is something that makes me very excited about anal with my girlfriends.2.What is the best way for it to work with out me feeling bad for my girlfriend squeaking in pain when I try.Easiest entry exercise.3.If a girl is only doing it for my sake then it is probably never going to work out right,I mean if she really wanted it it would go in right? |
| it honestly sounds like you are in a pretty complicated situation to me, i don't know how it works over there, but if you find a girl that would be willing to do it to you then thats great! but if she doesn't want ti, don't force it on her. if she does want it, you have to be careful if you "just stick it in" you will do damage to the rectal tissue! so to be honest, when you do obviously use a condom, start with a finger or 2 to loosen up the rectal muscle, then once you guys are comfortable with that, maybe move to 3 or 4 (depends in how big you are "down there" ) the ALWAYS make sure you are using water based lube for entry, and ease in there slowly, then eventually work your way in. |
Poodle poo problem- Anal glands possibly? My sister woke up this morning to find 10 pie sized piles of diarrhea on the living room carpet. Her dog is only a ten pound POODLE she said it seemed like a gallon of poo... yuck I know.. is it possible she forgot to excrete his anal glands and he exploded??? I mean it was horrible! Is it seriously possible for a dog that small to have a GALLON of diarrhea. Do we need to have his anal glands excreted still? |
LOL no. His anal glands did not explode. He just had a case of diarrhea.
Unless your dog has problems with his anal glands, leave them alone. Most dogs are able to express them on their own during defecation. |
Dog's anal glands keep getting impacted? I have had my dog since September. Beginning in December we started noticing scooting and took her to the vet where they expressed her anal glands internally and commented that she was very full. She also has the external expression done every 6 weeks by the groomer. Lately we have noticed that the need to have her glands expressed is going from once a month to every two weeks or less. We have tried bulking up her stools by feeding her canned pumpkin (not the pie filling) twice a day and that has not helped. I have also talked to the vet about having her glands removed and he stated that it is something that he prefers not to do because it can lead to fecal incontinence. I will more than likely take her again today on my lunch break to have her glands expressed but I was wondering if anyone else had the same experience and can offer me some advice or things that have worked for their dogs. I would rather pay the vet $17.50 to do it in the office than to learn how or attempt to do it myself. Thanks. |
This is all down to getting her to produce a 'normal' stool. These glands, which as you probably know are scent glands, should never be empty, only expressing a small amount of fluid with every BM. If they are emptied, they will only refill. The trouble is when the stool isn't normal, they don't empty as they should, and become impacted, and often infected. I had surgery done on one of mine who ran into repeated infections back there, and believe me, it's not something I'd want done again, if at all possible. He didn't have fecal incontinence, but the surgery and recovery was pretty nasty.
Did your vet treat her with antibiotics? When mine suffered with this, my vet would empty the glands from inside, and pack them with antibiotics. If this wasn't done, I think it needs to be done, depending on whether they were/are infected or not. I can emty mine, but it's important to have a vet do this, so they can look at what comes out, and whether it does need antibiotic treatment. Don't have your groomer touch them mainly because she won't necessarily know what she's looking at, and because they are not supposed to be empty, and messing with them could be making matters worse.
I think I'd try switching her to a different feed (gradually to avoid tummy upsets) to produce a better stool, and see whether there's an improvement. |
Can I get pregnant from anal sex? Me and my boyfreind had anal sex about 3 week's ago.We thought doing this would prevent me from being pregnant but im worried.When he didnt he went in my butt.but im scared some went in my vagina.I tried to clean my self good as i could.could some of it got in there and i may be pregnant?and when i went to school last week i bled in my pie.But i went to the doc and she said i have a guyney infection.all that hurts right now is my lower back.My aunt got me a pregnancy test 5 day's ago and it was negative when i took it was almost three week's after we did it.I havent really havent had any preganacy symtoms.Please help idk wat to do thnx,unknownnn.?
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| No unless it dripped to your Vagina. |
So i didnt get my sister a gift and my stepmoms being anal about it....? It was her birthday couple a days ago and i didnt get her a gift although i have money on me so I could've bought something, but it didn't cross my mind i was too busy, and now my stepmom from hell is being anal about it and turning my sis against me (and telling her stuff like she doesn't love you she's got money but doesn't want to waste it on you) typical evil which i ehar come out of her pie hole everyday, but the point is am i really a bad person to have not bought my sis a present is that big of a deal??? my sis really didn't mind she wasn't sad or anything and got plenty of other gifts from other people! So i dont get what all the fuss is about |
your step-mom is a *****, and as long as your relationship with the sister hasn't changed for the worse, then you don't need to worry about it.
if the poison from the step-***** is changing the dynamic between the two of you, you need to take charge of the situation and change it. |
How are my lyics? My own rock song, kinda like Cherry Pie by Warrant? AND BE AS HARSH AS POSSIBLE WITH AS MUCH EXPLANATION AS POSSIBLE!
YA KNOW
[Spoken]
MmMmMm What i would do to her
Look at those curves.... damn!
Oh
Long jet black flowing hair
About 5'4'' short, I don't care
Playing hard to get
I KNOW she’s wet
Legs that run on for days
Pretty brown eyes got me in a daze
Look at those t*ts
Yes, I GOTTA hit it
Lost like a mouse in a maze
[Guitar riff]
Ya know that I'd take her home
Ya know that I'd eat her out then-a leave her alone
Ya know thank God she ain't my-a cousin
[Spoken] Cause there isn't a single thing I wouldn't do to her
[As guitar solo starts, spoken] Anal, oral, ginal, hell, even nasal!
Figure that one out buddy!
Cute little hands, hot little feet
Sexy little lips, perfect little teeth
CHORUS [Jet black flowing hair…]
Ya know that I’d -blank- her -blank-
Ya know that I’d sell freakin soul for her!
Ya know that I’d try to last all night
[Instruments stop, laughter begins]
[Spoken] No, for real, I'd try!
*Has a rock&roll sound* |
This really isn't like Cherry Pie by Warrant.
Warrant used mostly figurative language in "Cherry Pie" (that's how it can still get radio play) - lots of metaphors - hence the use of the word "swinging" throughout the song.
Most of what you are writing here is completely literal and, frankly, pretty vulgar. It sounds like some ghetto rapper with a limited vocabulary wrote it.
Sidenote: Warrant actually regrets writing Cherry Pie for the most part. Several band members have stated in several interviews that it is their least favorite song. My favorite Warrent song - Uncle Tom's Cabin. |
Guys, what does a man feel like inside penetrating him with your penis or your fingers when having anal sex? I’m a virgin and my feelings are drawn to seeking a serious boyfriend to settle down (later on in Canada). Is it similar like a freshly bake pie??? What metaphors can be describe??? Please try to be sincere.
And To Homophobes, don’t you even bother answering this question. Take your up to no good attitudes away where this topic does not apply to you. Thank you. |
| Well it feels kind of like a.....hmmmmmm.....Well I can't describe it any other way other than saying it is warm, slightly smooth but generally tighter than any other hole and feels wonderful. |
What is the funniest injury in sports? Felix Pie with a twisted testicle?
Kaz Matsui with anal fissures?
John Smoltz who burned himself while ironing a shirt he was wearing?
Whole starting five here: www.livingonsports.com/all-injury… |
sammy sosa sneezing attack
a catcher years ago i believe it was John Stearns was slidding on his guys slip n slide and cut up his leg |