Men make dumb blonde jokes because they are intimidated by them!? Link www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/a…
What's your view on this? |
| Where's the punch line ! |
Blonde gags? a bonde woman decides to change her hair colour to see if being brunette would make her be liked more.
after doing this she decides to go for a drive in her soft top
after a few minutes she comes across a shepard in a field with his sheep
she gets out the car and asks the shepard if she guesses how many sheep he has and gets it right can she take one home?
so the shepard says "yes" thinking she will get it wrong
"you have 769 sheep in your field says the blonde!"
BLIMEY says the shepard please take your pick of my flock
after the blonde picks 1 the shepard asks if i can try to get the animal back
sure says the blonde if you tell me my hair colour you can have it back!
YOUR A BLONDE says the shepard !
OH MY GOD says the blonde your right but how could you have known?
ITS SIMPLE says the shepard THATS MY DOG YOU TOOK EARLIER!! |
haaa thats FUNNY. listen to this one.-------------
a blonde couldnt find a job because noone wanted a blonde working for them...so she started looking for jobs in her nieghborhood. she went door to door asking "do you need anything done?" and people would say"NO!" and slam the door in her face. but oneday she knocked on a door and a man opened it. she asked" do you need any job done?" the man, being kind, said" yeah! i need my front porch painted green!". the blond said, "okay!". the man said" how much will you charge?" the blonde answered" only 5 bucks!" the man said" wow.! okay" and he closed the door. after he closed the door the blonde started to paint. while she was painting the man and his wife was on the inside and his wife said "how much did she charge" he said" only 5 bucks" she said "wow isnt she aware that the front porch go's around the whole house! what an idiot!" they started to laugh. 2 minutes later the blonde knocked on the door and said "IM FINISHED! " the man said" already???????" she said "yeah,! i even had some paint left over! and by the way........thats not a porch....thats a mercedes benz!!"
the man and his wife stood in silence.................... |
Where can I find a bandana with hair attached? So I'm looking for a gag gift for my bald step dad who rides a Harley.
I ride too and we joke that he needs long flowing hair.
I wanted to try to find a bandana or a skull cap that has hair coming out the back like its his own. But I haven't been able to find this anywhere!!!!
Any ideas where to look? Blonde hair would be best too! Thanks! |
I am not sure but maybe you can use this Blonde Wig
digitsy.com/us/item/B001831Y4Y |
Theatre cast gag gift ideas? So i already have part of my gag gift but i need more! can you think of anything for a "dumb blonde" she missed one of her cues by like 30 seconds and she always says two of her lines in a british accent (we dont know why...) she says funny stuff all the time not on purpose!
any ideas?
oh and she always is hanging on this gay guy |
| UH, are you looking for somethign she'd think was funny or something to roast/embarass her? It doesn't sound like you like her very much... |
God i hate rihanna's hair!! when is she going to stop with that short gross look!!!!!? she never had that until her "you put on quite a show" music video. GoDDDDDDDD and now she gave her self a mohawk and dyed the top blonde. GAG!!!! |
| u suck :) |
What was the name of the reality show where contestents were intentionally terrible? I remember a show where the producers and judges told the contestants they were very good and had them very much convinced. They also gave them makeovers and the audiences were in on the gag. In the end, some hot blonde chick won and they told her she won the prize but was actually the worst performer. lol
Anyone remember what it was called? Or have a link to the IMDB? |
You're looking for "Superstar USA", which parodied American Idol.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstar_U…
www.imdb.com/title/tt0412254/
I chose the show I did because I don't think any winner of The Gong Show would get described on here as "some hot blonde chick". |
Does anyone recall a film with a blonde robot in it - Mr Perfect or something? He falls in love with a girl and there is a scene where they have "get down" and he is amazing.....need to get this as a gag gift for my big sis as we watched in in french subtitles one year and thought it was hilarious. PLease help |
Woman of steel is the closest so far. The film is Making Mr Right www.imdb.com/title/tt0093477/
It is a comedy, has a woman falling in love with a robot and the robot has blond hair. |
How can I get temporary blonde hair? I'm having the issue of getting blonde hair to cosplay as Samus. We're doing a skit in front of about 2,000 people so there is going to be tons of movement, not to mention I have to battle it out with Master Chief.
I'm quite new to this so I'm not sure if I could get a wig to stay in place for the fight scenes, the dances, and the other lolly gagging that will ensue.
Would it be wiser to purchase a wig that will stay in place, or should I (somehow) dye my current hair blonde (temporarily) and work with that?
If I went with the temp blonde, what product should I use?
Suggestions? |
| i would use a wig if i were u and if it doesnt stay then pin it but if u want hair dye u can get it at hottopic or ur closest salon!! :-) |
How would i get into bondage/fetish(foot)modeling? My husband is very into kink, and gets a lot of fetish oriented adult DVDs in which women are bound, gagged and often barefoot. I would like to be a model in one of these movies to make some extra money and for exposure. Im 5"9/135, with long blonde hair and i am told i am very pretty. I am 31 though. If anyone has any leads i would be interested in hearing. Thank you. |
| Imagostudios.com uses beginners and so would be a good place to start, although you might have to travel to work with them. |
Hair turned orange after bleaching. Gag..? I had blondish/brownish(brown due to natural color. ) hair. My friend thought she would be able to bleach my hair brighter blonde with no problems, well somebody switched the die in the bleach to a strange strawberry blonde color. The next day we went out and bought another/and different bleach brand. and it turned the top of my hair ( along with my roots ) orange.
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Now how the ‘ heck ‘ can i get rid of this??, or how long till i can go to a professional and get it dyed again without it damaging my hair.
Note; my hair isn’t damaged from the previous dyings, i was rather lucky with that.
Any help is great,
Thanksss!. |
condition the hell out of it for a day or two and bleach it again. the reason it prolly turned orange is cause you didnt leave the bleach on for long enough. If you dont want to bleach it again you can always dye it a darker color to get rid of the orange. And if you dont wanna do that i would say wait a few days to get a professional to do it. Also i doubt someone switched the bleach you prolly messed up and got hair dye instead of a bleaching kit.
i bleach my dark brown almost black hair every couple of months and it never turns orange. i usually leave the bleach on for at least a hour some times a little longer. when you bleach it your can also rub a little bit off to see what color it is and to see if you have to leave it on for more time. even just looking in the mirror you can see it start to change colors. |