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A Question About My Horse & How To Put Weight On Him? Hi, I have a healthy Quarter Horse who is nice & stocky & fat except in his rump area, His rump just seems to not "fill out", He is only 4 or 5 yrs old. Does his age have something to do with it, or is there something I can do or give him to help his rump fill out more plump & rounded out to match the rest of his stocky body? Thank you | | Rounded hind quarters is the result of two things: Genetics and hard work. A horse who genticly lacks a well rounded and muscular hind quarter will never have one no matter how hard you work at it. Backing is is good excercize that can help tone the hind quarter. My show mare had a decent hind quarter untill I quit ridding and went to college. Now the muscle has disapated and she just a plain ol' pasture horse but she's still pretty and I love her anyway. Truth is You can't muscle muscule where there isnt any to being with. Age is deffinatly something to look at as horses get there height first. Alot of horses dont fill out compleatly and stop growing untill they are 6 or 7. My advice is dont worry about to much. If he isn't being shown halter, then its not something that is extreamly disirable to have. I Hope This Helps! | My girl really hates her butt? is insecure about it? nothing i say seems to keep her from being secure shes a white girl its not fat its a plump rump its perfect to me and she is really pretty but i can tell shes self concious how can i help? im very sweet to her and give her compiments it dosnt seem to help | | Nothing you can do. Some white girls seem to think the "flat ***" look is in. I personally feel that a nice round. toned, butt is better than a flat one, but it seems quite a few of white girls think they're "fat" if they have some junk in the trunk so to speak. Not "fat in the trunk"...junk. Unfortunately if she's that insecure about it, nothing you can say or do will change her mind. It's something SHE'LL have to get over. You've done your part by letting her know that you think she's got a great body, aside from that, there's nothing you can do. Just keep letting her know that you think she's beautiful. I understand that it can be a turn-off to have to CONSTANTLY reassure someone, but if you love her stick it out. Maybe one day she'll realize her "curves" are a blessing, and not a curse! Good luck! | Homies, you ever had a girl...? you ever had a really cute girl, nice breasts, plump rump, pretty face. you start getting hot and heavy, making out, foreplay.. then she takes her panties off to reveal one oppressed-looking piece of p**sy? that sh*t looks all downtrodden like a mother f**king holocaust survivor and sh*t.... | | No.. | Fellas, you ever had a girl...? you ever had a really cute girl, nice breasts, plump rump, pretty face. you start getting hot and heavy, making out, foreplay.. then she takes her panties off to reveal one oppressed-looking piece of p**sy? that sh** looks all downtrodden like a mother f**king holocaust survivor and sh**.... | No one ever said vagina's were pretty, but they sure do feel good!
Most look like a cow pie with a wagon track through it! | What do I do about my boy's...corpulent physique? I am a considerably wealthy single-mother of an nine-year-old boy living in California. We're very happy together but I've just been growing a little concerned about his, um...physique.
My son is a bit of an all-around porker, you see, I can't deny it. He's got a big belly, large thighs, huge hips, a fat bottom and well...gynecomastia, Why my brother even once asked me, "Sis, I love you and your guy, but sometimes I really find it hard to imagine how you got him out of your womb!"
I guess I do overfeed sometimes. I try to say "no" but he gives me those puppy dog eyes. I can't say "no" to those...I guess I'm that strong a woman.
You see, I really started worrying on one sunny saturday morning, when I promised him I would take him for a swim in our back pool. I was looking forward to it, because I just Cherish and adore every moment I spend with my baby. I got all dressed up in my red polka dot bikini and he put on his cute black speedos but then we got out to pool...
When I saw him in his speedos, I was really thunderstruck at how large he really was. I mean, I never had actually took THAT much notice of his large physique as described above until then. It was an eye-opener but I didn't want to say anything to spoil the day so we just got into the pool.
It did not take long before he got worn out from swimming so I had to let him rest against me for almost the rest of our time in the pool.
After we got out and dried ourselves off, we sat down for lunch and there I cautiously asked him (I did not want to upset him) if he had ever had trouble at the private school he went to, especially in P.E. He told me that he did have quite a bit of trouble in P.E. definitely and that there were a few occassions were a couple of students had mocked him about his ability to keep up and his weight in general. He said they called him a "lard butt", "plump rump" and once "butter ball".
Now I am considerably healthy and fit myself. I jog, I swim often and I take Yoga classes. I've got a pretty curvy figure, though I have a big butt and noticeably big thighs keeping me down.
So now that I have noticed, I think it's time I stepped in to help him lose some pounds. I just need help with what I can do specifically. I know there's the usual, more healthy food and exercise, but what else can I do? I would hate to see my little Simon become depressed if he becomes the prime for bullying at school?
So again, please tell me how I can get my boy all right. | I had the same problem. Don't let your son know that he's going on a "diet." Just cut down on all of his calories. Like with eggs get rid of all or some of the yolks. If he drinks soda pop, switch to the diet. Eventually try to get him off soda pop altogether. Switch his milk gradually to 2%, then 1%, then skim milk. (Then low-fat if possible.)
Give him lots more fruit and veggies when you can. Especially for night time snacks. Try to cut down any desserts to "low fat" like jello, pudding, yogurt, even low-fat cakes and pies. (Try to eliminate those too.) Try to get him to eat more fish and leaner meat. Switch to light mayonnaise. Try to keep cookies and other sweets out of the house.
You should see the weight dropping off quickly. That's great that you swim together. Taking brisk walks together would be excellent too.
Try to get him to exercise more! Less video games and more running around, particularly outside with the neighbor guys.
Do all you can to eliminate calories and add exercise. Best of luck to both of you! :) :) | In dating profiles, why do people incorrectly describe FAT women as "Thick"? I've noticed Men, and Women are using the word "Thick" incorrectly when describing a girls body. Why do they do this, do women who are fat really consider themselves ...thick? Hopefully not, cause they are just fat. This may seem insensitive, but I'm just being real.
Thick = Thick thighs, plump rump, small waist, and big breasts.
Thick DOES NOT = Cellulite thighs/***/tummy/body. That's fat. | yeahh. i totally agree with you. Because im considered thick: I have full thighs (NO CELLULITE) hips and small waist, flat stomach, and full butt and breast.
On some myspace profiles they are like they are thick: which is just mainly nasty cellulite, stretch marks and fat. I guess they do it to feel better about their appearance: an appearance that they wish to have one day i guess. | PoLL: What did you think of Crank: High Voltage (Crank 2) the movie? Nevermind all the skin that was in the movie. There was like a breast or a nice plump rump every 10 seconds. I thought it was kool because it showed black people as they are, as real people. Some stereotypes were reinforced but some of the stereotypes of blacks were broken at the same time too. It had the N-word alot in the movie and I liked that because it is relaxing the race wall that separates blacks and whites. And I'm black lol.
One of my favorite parts is when the doctor guy (Chelios calls him "Doc") says to his black girlfriend, "Is Doc going to have to choke a *****?" | i ve only seen the commercial, but it looks like a stupid, vulgar and retarded movie.
lol sorry. | Is my dog pregnant?!? I have a 15-16mo black lab puppy. She has never gone into heat (atleast that I noticed). However, recently she has lost a lot of fur around her rump and belly so that her nipples are exposed and so is the area just below the tail running down the back of her legs. Plus, her nipples seem to be *slightly* more plump that I have noticed.
Does this mean she is pregnant, getting ready to go into heat, or something completely different?
BTW, depending on the answer I get here she is either going into the vet to be fixed or for an ultra sound. And if she is pregnant, as soon as I can she will be fixed afterwards. | Possible, or could be having a false pregnancy.
Either way, I recommend the vet. He'd have a better idea since he can actually examine her. | Every single rat word ever!? A
Aeratted: Said of a garment that has acquired so many chewed holes as to now be considered summer attire.
Alphamosity: The rampant animosity exhibited by alphas when they meet new rats.
Alpha Romeo: A dominant buck who has the style, performance and speed to reach the girl rat cage before his owner realises he's escaped.
Aquafrenzy: A fit of uncontrollable terror involving anatomically inconceivable twisting and writhing, ear piercing screeching and maniacal claw shredding exerted by a rat who dislikes baths.
Aromatherapee: An ancient technique by which rats can turn their pee into various odors pleasing to their rat loving humans, such as cinnamon muffins and warm corn chips. (see also Furomatherapy, Peeterent and Peeseekery)
Awra: The luminous air about a ratty due to his whiskers and soft furriness, that when seen in the light causes an involuntary "Awwwwwwwww...." from the viewer.
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Bacupuncture: An alternative healing method performed by rats who use their claws to cling to the area between your shoulder blades where you cannot remove them without assistance.
Berko: Describes a person who is fanatically crazy about rats with white bellies.
Boggling: The creepily charming ability of rats to bulge their eyeballs out of their sockets and vibrate them when particularly happy or content.
BooBoolean Command: The phenomenon where your rat decides to play on your computer keyboard while you're using google, and you end up searching for "sllllvmmbkppf34-0--34rjse'39ksp;;;;;;;;… with no website results found.
Bouquet de Buck: the rich studly aroma of musky male rat, with overtones of corn tortilla, spicy cinnamon and a subtle hint of pee. Mmmmmm. (see also Eau de Doe)
Brusking: The irresistible performance of a hungry rat, begging and eye boggling for yogurt drops.
Bruxing: The complete ratty repertoire involving fooffing of air, chattering and grinding of teeth, and bulging eye boggling that indicates a happy or contented rat. (see also Boggling and Fooffery)
Bruxtaposition: The condition of having a happy rat sit next to you on the sof
Buck grease: The orange oily dandruffy gunk that overly hormonal boy rats sometimes get on their backs.
Bucksome: Healthily plump and ample of male rat rump.
Bucktion: The irresistible force that attracts people to big, lazy, squishy male rats.
Buckwurst: Descriptive term for a lazy old male rat who enjoys his food so much that he resembles a large furry Germanic sausage.
Bumbleball: Unfortunate affliction caused by the friction of continued dragging of large testicles over everything.
Bummer: The phrase often exclaimed when a rat wipes his/her squishy raisins all over you.
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Cage fright: The instantaneous horror that you feel when you're sitting at your desk at work and the realisation dawns on you that you've left the rat cage door open at home.
Chewelry: Personal adornments that have been improved by artistic rattie designers.
Claustrophrenia: The frenetic madness exhibited by rats who, having spent the entire day happily abiding in their ample cage, suddenly find the space utterly unbearable. The resulting conniptions are often triggered by a delay in their normal daily scheduled out time, or observation of another rat getting free range time before them.
Claw warning: A simple request to our rats to yell "I'm coming!" before they leap onto our bare flesh with claws outstretched... rather than leaping first, scaring the bejeezus out of us, and then announcing cheerfully "I'm here!".
Clawdacity: The intrepid boldness with which rats recklessly climb your bare skin with complete disregard to your comfort or screams of protest.
Corn grooming: The systematic repetitive linear grooming pattern rats often apply to their cagemates, which is reminiscent of eating a cob of corn.
Crammock: The term given to a hammock straining to support more rats than it's structurally capable of holding.
Cross Scritch: A crafty technique requiring the skill of petting two rats at once on different sides of your lap.
Curtailer: A person harboring the completely unfounded, ignorant belief that rat tails are cold, scaly and horrible and they'd be better off without them.
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Dampressionism: An artistic style of watercolour painting involving the use of one's tail as a pee paintbrush.
Dawnfall: The sudden degenerative state within your rat cage should you accidentally sleep in past your rats' usual morning free range time.
Demarkation: The act of removing alpha rat pee from throughout your house.
Deturdant: The latest miracle cleaning product on the market for removing rat raisins stuck on your furniture, carpet, clothes, curtains, pillow case, bath towels, etc.
Drive-by grooming: A heartless crime whereby an alpha rat will stride up to an innocent bystander, furiously groom the victim's head, and then continue on his way as though nothing happened.
Dropsy: A hyperactivity disorder in rats caused by eating way too many sugary yogurt treats.
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Eau de Doe: That irresistibly tantalising scent that sends bucks wild with passionate distraction. (see also Bouquet de Buck)
Exherbitionist: A rat who has a compulsive desire to draw attention to itself by digging up pot plants.
Exvermination: The act of removing all traces of your pet rats from view when your landlord is about to visit.
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Fibervore: An animal that grazes on socks, your favourite t-shirt, carpet, sofa cushions and other soft furnishings.
Flash Animation: The blind frenzy a rat goes into when unexpectedly subjected to a camera lighting system. (see also Vampire Rat)
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Fluffy Fund: A rat health insurance plan that involves keeping an extra layer of squish on a rat to provide a buffer in case of illness.
Fooffery: The impressive array of cheerful noises a rat will make when excited, specifically involving puffing air in and out of the mouth rapidly. (see also Bruxing and Boggling)
Furabdophile: A person with an inexplicable and irresistible attraction to rat bellies, and is unrepentant in their need to kiss every soft fuzzy one they encounter.
Furgiveness: The amazing ability rats have to be forgiven for anything just because they're cute and furry.
Furomatherapy: The joy and peace one gets from sticking one's nose into rat fur and inhaling deeply.
Fuzzbutt: An endearing nickname for your furry loved ones; also the image of a rat usually recorded by photographic film.
Fuzzlet: An affectionate name for a young rat, along with ratlet, ratling, kitten, ritten, pup, etc.
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Gnawtification: A formal indication that your rat was here.
Groominate: To subconsciously and incessantly clean oneself while pondering life and the universe.
Grottofication: The satisfaction one derives from providing their ratties with an extra large, fun, clean, safe place to live.
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Heat wave: The courtship process whereby a female rat wiggles her ears at a potential male across the room.
Hell raisin': When your rat causes trouble by depositing a wet, squishy smelly poop then steps in it and proceeds to drag it all over the house.
Homo norvegicus: A species of rat that thinks it's human (e.g. Homo norvegicus nimbii)
Honing stone: The rock or paver placed in a rat cage for the express purpose of keeping rat claws blunt, which is secretly utilised by the rats as a honing tool for precision sharpness.
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Ickspression: The emphatic body language exhibited by a rat when fed something that tastes icky, usually observed as frantic chin rubbing along the floor.
Intolerodent: Said of a pitiful person who has an irrational, unreasonable and completely unfounded dislike of rats.
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Jackhammer snout: a pneumatically operated power-sniffing tool used to extract even the smallest wisp of scent from surfaces via percussive impact.
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Karatty: Skillful fleet-footed fighting technique involving kicks, twists and leaps used by smaller rats during fights with big alpha thugs.
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Lashybug: Small dark delicate hairy insect that is irresistible to rats, commonly found fluttering around human eyes.
Literatty: Rats who like to chew scholarly or intellectually challenging books.
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Madaptation: The remarkable ability of rats to change their daily schedule so that they are rampantly playful when their humans are sleepy.
Manxious: Overly worried that your new litter might not have tails.
Masokisstic: Said of a person who indulges in the irresistible pleasure of kissing rat bellies despite having resulting horrific allergic reactions to their fur.
Marinating: The act of sleeping in one's pee soaked bedding
Meducation: The end result of the many devious machinations required to get the rat on the outside of his meds. Also describes the remarkable and rapid learning by rat owners of the large array of drug uses and dosages for rats.
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Meep / Meeping / Meeper: The plaintive sound (usually in a whining tone) that a rat emits when being power groomed, shoved about, or otherwise unfairly picked on. In ratspeak "meep" is a shortened form of "Me Poor!" (or "Poor Me!"). Thus a "meeper" is a rat who meeps excessively.
Metamorfuzzus: A conditional response to spending too much time with one's rats, which results in the gradual transformation from human to more rat-like tendencies. e.g. stealing food out of other people's mouths, bruxing during romantic moments with your partner, and peeing on the sofa.
Mischief maker (a.k.a. Breeder): A person who deliberately amasses large numbers of rodents with the express purpose of distributing them to as many people as possible.
Moodging: An aussie slang term for holding your rat in both hands facing you and moving your fingers in a circular motion to massage them.
Mycophobia: An intense and irrational fear experienced by all rat owners at the first sign of a sneeze.
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Nasal Spelunking: A recreational pursuit for rats who are skilled in facial cavity exploration.
New Rat Fever (NRF): A highly contagious and debilitating virus, often spread at rat shows. While medically incurable, sufferers are able to gain temporary relief by acquiring regular "hits" from unscrupulous ratlet peddlers.
Newton's Law of Rodent Physics 1: The harder one tries to prevent a rat from gnawing, the more determined a rat will be to gnaw.
Newton's Law of Rodent Physics 2: The volume of a nest box is equivalent to half the volume of the rats that are currently sleeping in it.
Nimitations: Wannabe big bad alpha rats (after Nimbus, the biggest baddest buck in the business)
Nipple-nipper: A rat with an unfortunate penchant for human mammary protrusions.
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Omniratent: Having rats present in all parts of your house at all times.
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Peasqueak: An insignificant or contemptible rat, outcast due to it's abnormal aversion to green peas.
Peckerish: Said of a rat who has a hunger for nipping delicate human male body parts.
Pednipology: The study of why rats love to bite socked toes.
Peeseekery: The act of searching in darkness for rat whiz using high tech, state of the art black light equipment.
Peeterrent: The unmistakable aroma of rat pee on your clothes that prevents non rat lovers from hitting on you.
Pewtophile: A lover of white rats.
Pissertive: Said of a rat owner who decidedly and confidently assumes the alpha role in their home by scent marking the cage and all the rats with their own urine (aka The Adamo Approach).
Pocratsinaction: To put off doing important work due to the overwhelming distraction of poking your rats awake to play with them.
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Quid pro doe: The means by which male rats will do anything you ask in exchange for just one sniff of a girl rat. (see also Eau de Doe)
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Rat Couture: Exclusively re-modelled high fashion attire and general decor for the discerning ratlover.
Rat Room Netball: A skillful sport whereby you clean the rat cage, tidy up the room, and perform other important tasks with your feet firmly planted in the one position the entire time, so as not to squish free ranging rampant ratlets.
Ratalyst: An as yet unidentified substance present on rat fur that promotes the lowering of human willpower so that more rats are easily and rapidly absorbed into the household.
Rata-tatty: The point at which aeratted clothing can no longer be worn in public without legal repercussions.
Ratatonic (or Ratatonia): That pitiful look rats get when they are someplace they don't want to be and just sit stock still in spooked stoney silence (vet, outdoors, one room away from the vacuum cleaner, etc.).
Ratattoo: Scratches on your neck, arms and legs that indicate your membership to SORE (Society Of Rat Enthusiasts).
Ratification: A formal approval from your partner that you can modify the house, furniture and appliances in any way necessary to provide a safe, fun environment for free ranging rats.
Ratochistic: Said of one who derives pleasure from being scratched, peed on, enduring violent allergic reactions, picking up raisins, cleaning cages and spending all their money on rat food and vet bills.
Ratriarchy: A form of social organisation in which rats hold all of the power (common in most pet rat households).
Rattisphere: The small circle of friends who love your rats with which you socialise now that all your other old rat intolerant friends aren't welcome anymore. (See Intolerodent)
Rattitude: The cheeky, clever and defiant air of confidence exuded by all rats.
Rattorney: A rat able to weasel it's way out of damaging circumstances
Rattus stalactitus: The rare species of rat that has a propensity to hang upside down from wire cage lids.
Remarkable: The amazing way rats have to re-scent everything in the house over and over and over again.
Rexpectation: The state of hoping for a few curly whiskers in your next litter.
Rodentertainment: The joy and happiness you acquire from watching the comical and clever antics of your rats rather than television.
Rodentist: A rat skilled in human teeth cleaning and oral hygiene.
Rodentomontade: A long bragging speech where one boasts about the charm, cuteness and downright perfection of one's ratties.
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Scentscape: The results of a rat's careful scent marking of his cage, getting all the different zones of the cage arranged in a delightful (to rats) scentsoria of odors.
Scentinel / Scentry: A pee drop placed at the border of a rat's territory to guard their domain from rogue rodent invaders.
SCUBRA: (Self Contained Under Blouse Rat Apparatus) A supportive undergarment worn by women for the express purpose of providing safe and comfortable shirt diving for their rats.
Self restraint: Control imposed by oneself when one sees a tank full of solid coloured ratlets for adoption in the pet shop.
Shredware: The high necked, long sleeved garments commonly worn by rat owners when playing with their rats.
Smug sluggery: The act whereby a rat lazes with his head lolling over the edge of his hammock, wearing a smugly contented expression.
Snottoisseur: A rat who has special skills in the gourmet art of used tissue eating.
Sofamorphism: The incredible ability of all rats to squish themselves into any shape in order to fit behind/inside large immovable furniture and household appliances.
Squat: Repetitive leg exercise performed by rat owners who wish to sit on their sofa, despite their rats' considering it their own personal territory.
Squirmish: A rambunctious fight for position on a lap involving more rats than the owner has hands for scritching.
Squish: A rat known for it's large soft cuddly form, which tends to go all limp and pliable when scritched. (See Ramekin The Squish)
Stashism: Political belief that all extra food and miscellaneous items should be stored for later use.
Stat!ic cling: The invisible attraction that draws and holds male rats to any item that female rats have touched. (see also Eau de Doe) This term evolved after I needed a crowbar to lever Stat! off my lap after I'd played with some girl rats.
Stynchronisation: The amazing coincidence that visitors always manage to drop in unannounced just before cage cleaning day when the whole house reeks of rat pee.
Suffosafe: The amazing ability of rats to breathe sufficient oxygen despite being on the bottom of a huge rat pile-up in the hammock.
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The Badlands: Anywhere in your home that is out of bounds to rats (because they do bad things there) that they therefore spend all their free range time trying to sneak into.
Tomfooffery: Rats who are horsing around, and unrepentant in their silly behaviour. (see also Fooffery)
Treatise: A written document that states all owners are required by law to offer at least one yogurt drop per rat per day.
Treatoscopic: Describes rat eye-sight that, despite being generally poor, is somehow able to locate a treat you aren't sharing from 50 paces.
TwoRattes Syndrome: The involuntary utterance of a string of expletives, usually found to occur when attempting to place a pair of rodents safely into a single cage after free-range time.
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Understudly: A rat who aspires to be alpha.
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Vampire Rat: A rat who will not show up on photographic film, despite being in centre frame and in-focus moments before shutter release.
Vermen: Those wonderful rare human males who love rats. They often accept being second best in their partners affections (after the rats, of course), and cheerfully offer their hard earned cash to pay for and/or build every whim their rats might want or need.
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Whizard: A rat who manages to pee in the most unexpected places.
Wildefuzz: An endearing term to describe any wild rodent.
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Xenofaecalurker: A foreign, unidentifiable object found in your rat's raisin that you have no idea where it came from or how it got there.
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Yellow-belly: A rat too cowardly to admit he's been marinating in his own pee.
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Zoomerang: A rat who dashes out and about but periodically homes in on mom or dad to make sure everything's okay. | | bloody brilliant! | Can you please identify this bird!? My boyfriend and I were at his family's lake house in The Poconos, PA. We were on a paddle boat bird watching, and were floating by a little island when we heard a grunting, almost gutteral call. It took a while, but we finally found the bird that was making the noise. It was perched high in a tree but using my binoculars I was able to observe these details.
It's primary color was a greyish-blue color. It had a brownish-tan throat with a white underbelly/rump. It's beak was dagger-like. It was medium sized and plump (maybe 7-9" tall). We never saw it fly or stretch it's wings so I cannot describe its legs or wing span. And then there was the strange, one phrase grunt, which we heard and watched it call out.
I've tried using bird identifier's online and keep going in circles. It's driving me nuts! | | It could be a green heron based solely on the pic and your call description. Your description of the bird itself could make it a belted kingfisher. |
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